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I Direct Midget Porn Funny Adult Humor Graphic Pullover Hoodie
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Description
Ultimate cozy comfort meets timeless streetwear style.
Wrap yourself in premium warmth with our heavyweight pullover hoodie. Crafted from a soft cotton-poly fleece blend, this hoodie features a plush interior, double-lined hood, and a spacious front pouch pocket. Designed for a comfortable, unisex fit across an inclusive size range from S to 4XL.
Key Features
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Ultra-Soft Fleece Interior
Plush brushed fleece lining provides exceptional warmth and a cozy feel without adding unnecessary weight.
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Inclusive Fit (S–4XL)
Engineered with side-seam construction to hold its clean shape and structure across every size option.
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Durable Construction
Double-needle stitching on seams and stress points, matching drawstrings, and rib-knit cuffs for extra strength.
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Vibrant High-Contrast Print
Printed with premium inks for long-lasting visual clarity that resists peeling and cracking wash after wash.
Specifications & Care
- Material: 80% Combed Ringspun Cotton, 20% Polyester (Mid-to-heavyweight 280-300 GSM / 8.0 oz/yd²).
- Features: Double-lined hood with matching drawstring, front kangaroo pocket, 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.
- Fit: Unisex Regular Fit (Size up for an oversized streetwear look).
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on print or dry clean.
Detailed Hoodie Size Guide (S – 4XL)
*Units: Inches / Cm| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" / 51 cm | 27" / 69 cm | 33.5" / 85 cm |
| M | 22" / 56 cm | 28" / 71 cm | 34.5" / 88 cm |
| L | 24" / 61 cm | 29" / 74 cm | 35.5" / 90 cm |
| XL | 26" / 66 cm | 30" / 76 cm | 36.5" / 93 cm |
| 2XL | 28" / 71 cm | 31" / 79 cm | 37.5" / 95 cm |
| 3XL | 30" / 76 cm | 32" / 81 cm | 38.5" / 98 cm |
| 4XL | 32" / 81 cm | 33" / 84 cm | 39.5" / 100 cm |
💡 Pro Sizing Tip: Measure across the chest of a favorite fitting hoodie laid flat (armpit-to-armpit) and compare with our table above.
Shipping & returns
- Printed and shipped within 2–5 business days
- Tracking number sent by email when your order ships
- Free shipping on qualifying orders
- 30-day hassle-free returns on unused items
Size guide
Unisex fit. Measurements in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 15.5" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 16.5" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 17.5" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 18.5" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 19.5" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 20.5" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 21.5" |
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Warm iron if needed — avoid the print area