{"product_id":"funny-christmas-snitches-get-stitches-graphic-pullover-hoodie","title":"Funny Christmas Snitches Get Stitches Graphic Pullover Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"shopify-product-description\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 1.7; max-width: 800px; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Hook \u0026 Manifesto --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"product-manifesto\" style=\"background-color: #f9f9f9; padding: 24px; border-left: 4px solid #111111; border-radius: 4px; margin-bottom: 28px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 600; margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #111; letter-spacing: -0.3px;\"\u003e\n      Ultimate cozy comfort meets timeless streetwear style.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; margin: 0; color: #444;\"\u003e\n      Wrap yourself in premium warmth with our heavyweight pullover hoodie. Crafted from a soft cotton-poly fleece blend, this hoodie features a plush interior, double-lined hood, and a spacious front pouch pocket. Designed for a comfortable, unisex fit across an inclusive size range from \u003cstrong\u003eS to 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Key Highlights Grid --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"product-experience\" style=\"margin-bottom: 32px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 1px; margin-bottom: 16px; color: #111;\"\u003e\n      Key Features\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \n    \u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit, minmax(240px, 1fr)); gap: 16px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #eee; padding: 16px; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px; display: block; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e☁️\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"display: block; font-size: 15px; margin-bottom: 4px; color: #111;\"\u003eUltra-Soft Fleece Interior\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #666;\"\u003ePlush brushed fleece lining provides exceptional warmth and a cozy feel without adding unnecessary weight.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #eee; padding: 16px; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px; display: block; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e📐\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"display: block; font-size: 15px; margin-bottom: 4px; color: #111;\"\u003eInclusive Fit (S–4XL)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #666;\"\u003eEngineered with side-seam construction to hold its clean shape and structure across every size option.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #eee; padding: 16px; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px; display: block; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"display: block; font-size: 15px; margin-bottom: 4px; color: #111;\"\u003eDurable Construction\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #666;\"\u003eDouble-needle stitching on seams and stress points, matching drawstrings, and rib-knit cuffs for extra strength.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #eee; padding: 16px; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px; display: block; margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"display: block; font-size: 15px; margin-bottom: 4px; color: #111;\"\u003eVibrant High-Contrast Print\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #666;\"\u003ePrinted with premium inks for long-lasting visual clarity that resists peeling and cracking wash after wash.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Specifications \u0026 Care --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"product-specs\" style=\"background-color: #fafafa; padding: 20px; border-radius: 8px; margin-bottom: 32px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 15px; font-weight: 700; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.5px; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 12px; color: #111;\"\u003e\n      Specifications \u0026amp; Care\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul style=\"padding-left: 18px; margin: 0; font-size: 14px; color: #444;\"\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 80% Combed Ringspun Cotton, 20% Polyester (Mid-to-heavyweight 280-300 GSM \/ 8.0 oz\/yd²).\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-lined hood with matching drawstring, front kangaroo pocket, 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex Regular Fit (Size up for an oversized streetwear look).\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on print or dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Size Chart \u0026 Comparison --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"product-size-chart\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; justify-content: space-between; align-items: baseline; margin-bottom: 12px;\"\u003e\n      \u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 16px; font-weight: 700; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.5px; margin: 0; color: #111;\"\u003e\n        Detailed Hoodie Size Guide (S – 4XL)\n      \u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #777; font-style: italic;\"\u003e*Units: Inches \/ Cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x: auto; border: 1px solid #eaeeea; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\n      \u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; text-align: center; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cthead\u003e\n          \u003ctr style=\"background-color: #111111; color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n            \u003cth style=\"padding: 12px 8px;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n            \u003cth style=\"padding: 12px 8px;\"\u003eChest Width\u003c\/th\u003e\n            \u003cth style=\"padding: 12px 8px;\"\u003eBody Length\u003c\/th\u003e\n            \u003cth style=\"padding: 12px 8px;\"\u003eSleeve Length\u003c\/th\u003e\n          \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003c\/thead\u003e\n        \u003ctbody\u003e\n          \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; font-weight: 700; background-color: #fdfdfd;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e20\" \/ 51 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e27\" \/ 69 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e33.5\" \/ 85 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003c\/tr\u003e\n          \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #eee; background-color: #f9f9f9;\"\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; font-weight: 700;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e22\" \/ 56 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e28\" \/ 71 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e34.5\" \/ 88 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003c\/tr\u003e\n          \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; font-weight: 700; background-color: #fdfdfd;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e24\" \/ 61 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e29\" \/ 74 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e35.5\" \/ 90 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003c\/tr\u003e\n          \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #eee; background-color: #f9f9f9;\"\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; font-weight: 700;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e26\" \/ 66 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e30\" \/ 76 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e36.5\" \/ 93 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003c\/tr\u003e\n          \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; font-weight: 700; background-color: #fdfdfd;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e28\" \/ 71 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e31\" \/ 79 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e37.5\" \/ 95 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003c\/tr\u003e\n          \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #eee; background-color: #f9f9f9;\"\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; font-weight: 700;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e30\" \/ 76 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e32\" \/ 81 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e38.5\" \/ 98 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003c\/tr\u003e\n          \u003ctr\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; font-weight: 700; background-color: #fdfdfd;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e32\" \/ 81 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e33\" \/ 84 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e39.5\" \/ 100 cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n          \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n      \u003c\/table\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #666; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n      💡 \u003cstrong\u003ePro Sizing Tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e Measure across the chest of a favorite fitting hoodie laid flat (armpit-to-armpit) and compare with our table above.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  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